51: Spies, Giants and Grapes (Numbers 13-14)

Moses sends out a dozen blokes, most of whom convince an entire generation of Israelites that they’re grasshoppers in comparison to the inhabitants of Canaan. How big was that bunch of grapes? Why was the nation so against setting out to conquer the Promised Land right away? What were they planning on making out of the milk and honey in the land? A smoothie?

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50: Quail and Quarrelling (Numbers 10b-12)

The Israelites go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah; obscure Narnia quotes; Keith Green references; renaming brothers-in-law “Hobab”; Israel insists on quarrelling and making a fuss. Silly Israel.

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48: So Many Numbers! (Numbers 1-2)

Israel is in the wilderness. We list numbers of things in Numbers, Jeremy coins the expression “at a punch”, we give an overview of Numbers, talk about the author, context, etc., etc., etc. Also, the real debut of the bass guitar.

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47: The year of Jubilee! (Leviticus 20-27)

We wrap up Leviticus by talking about the Sabbath year and the year of Jubilee. We discuss how that could work today, and how to not go about it. We also talk about nicknames and how people insist on calling Ryan “Luke”, even if they haven’t met him before. Weird.

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46: Why Can’t We Eat Blood? (Leviticus 17-19)

Vampires outlawed, but aliens welcomed. Laws given regarding sanitation. What does “uncovering nakedness” mean? What does “love your neighbour as yourself” mean?

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43: The Smiting of Aaron’s Sons (Leviticus 8-10)

God definitively states that “Throw another shrimp on the barbie” is a sinful saying, the original PKs get killed for offering up “strange fire”, but hey… they were probably in their fifties, so at least they got to live their lives. We also have a new Patreon supporter!

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41: Season Finale (Exodus 35-40)

We sum up the final five chapters of Exodus, discussing the tabernacle, the Law, God appearing on the mountain, the Israelites in the desert; you know, the typical Exodus stuff. We have fun with this one, summing up the book that has been our home for the past season. See you in Leviticus!

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